{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
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