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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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Jürgen Melzer is an Austrian tennis coach and former professional tennis player. Melzer reached a career-high singles ranking of world No. 8 in April 2011, and a doubles ranking of world No. 6 in September 2010. He has a younger brother, Gerald Melzer, with whom he played doubles in several tournaments.
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Joseph Perez is an American professional baseball third baseman in the Chicago White Sox organization. He has previously played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Houston Astros.
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Route 381, also known as Port Anson Road, is a 15.3-kilometre-long (9.5 mi) north–south highway in northern Newfoundland in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. It serves as the only road connection to the communities on Sunday Cove Island.
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