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\"Freeze\" is the third and final single from R&B singer T-Pain from his third album, Thr33 Ringz. The song features fellow singer Chris Brown. The song was released on iTunes on October 10 and was added to T-Pain's MySpace on October 17. A version that features Omarion was originally on the album, but was changed to Chris Brown.
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